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Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Canada.

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada. (more…)

Singing Dog

In Honor of Stupid People . . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods. I don’t know how true these are, but they are funny!

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) –
‘Do not turn upside down.’
(well…duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Sainsbury’s peanuts –
‘Warning: contains nuts.’
(talk about a news flash)

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine –
‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
this medication.’
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) (more…)

Photo: Niels Rameckers @ SXC

I Have Another Funny To Share With You. Sit, enjoy a coffee or tea, and have a laugh!

Oxymorons

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does ’slow down’ and ’slow up’ mean the same thing?

7. Why does ‘fat chance’ and ’slim chance’ mean the same thing?

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