The Whole Story

One Sunday morning,the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it.

The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time,so the pastor walked up,stood beside the little boy,and said quietly, “Good morning Alex.”

“Good morning Pastor,” he replied,still focused on the plaque.”Pastor, what is this?” he asked.

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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Meridian,Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed,which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police,who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said “no”.
Then they said that all patrols were busy,and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, “Okay,” hung up,counted to 30,and phoned the police again.
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