The Whole Story

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s  Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks   didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he  got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if   he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he  sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side   table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees  his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks   around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly  clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye   staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note  hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little   hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Honey,  breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make   your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,  steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at   he table, eating. Jack asks, “Son…what happened last night?”

“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You  fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the   hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect  order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table   waiting for me??”

His son replies, “Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and  when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me  alone, I’m married!!”

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!