Hooked on FFFFonics

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Some five-year old students were learning to read.

One of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,

‘Look at this! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!’

When asked…’What did you call it?’

‘It’s a frickin’ elephant! It says so on the picture!’

And so it does… (Keep scrolling down_

Masai Mara Elephant
Creative Commons License photo credit: Mara 1

‘ A f r i c a n Elephant ‘

Hooked on phonics!
Ain’t it wonderful?

THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!

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he's a fun kid to have around
Creative Commons License photo credit: woodleywonderworks

CONSPIRACY PLEASE HELP

We Must Stop This Immediately !

Steps are getting steeper . Groceries are heavier . And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they’re red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?

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I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn’t even recognize me.
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Bee Colony Collapse Disorder

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Ok, this is way too interesting not to share with you. Wow, what a dilemna! (From a Squidoo Lens Of The Day)

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Tribute To Honest Ed Mirvish

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The company I used to work for used to sell product to Honest Ed’s. When they paid, there was a quote on the cheque that read “No Bouncy Bouncy” Read the rest of this entry »

Why Middle Aged Woman Should Stay Home!

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You Just Have To See This. Priceless:

Why Middle Aged Woman Should Stay Home!

A little humor from last year

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If you haven’t already received this in your inbox, you just gotta read this.

The YEAR’S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006: enjoy!

Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
Imagine that!

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!

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